(Paperback)

The hapless and hilarious tale of a life lived under the constant and ruthless reign of a chocolate biscuit

(Paperback)

Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.