(Hardback)

You know you're a gardening fanatic when...
... you favour your ride-on lawnmower over your Ferrari.
... you think talking dirty means whispering the word 'compost'.
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you've really gone to seed or you're just one petal short of a flower!

(Hardback)

If your favourite shoes are your slippers, you remember going a day without taking a photo of something or having to actually hang up a phone, or you find yourself using phrases like in my day, then this book will give you a good chuckle (but nothing more strenuous than that we dont want you putting your back out again).