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(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781787836815
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Sep 2021
UK Publication Date: 9th September 2021
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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Theres no denying it youre OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can get away with saying the most outrageous things. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from all your mistakes, youre now as wise as you are wizened. Its your time to recline, and this hilarious book will show you how its done.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781787830318
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Oct 2019
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you are on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you cant seem to find the brakes.
This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781786857927
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: May 2019
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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The grandchildren are coming! Of course you love to see them, but what do you do with them for the next few hours Thankfully, this book is here to guide you through. Choose from jokes, puzzles, games, fascinating facts, riddles and magic tricks its all here to help the hours fly by and, with any luck, youll have just as much fun as they do!


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781786850508
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Oct 2018
UK Publication Date: 13th June 2019
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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Finally, youre a proper grown-up! But between the paunch and the mortgage, youre starting to wonder if this is what you really want. You need midlife crisis survival skills.This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your second youth with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781786852526
Readership/Audience: Tertiary Education
Publication Date: Mar 2018
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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Your job is rewarding, but if youre going to be faced with the horrors of the human body youre going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a doctor with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781849537513
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Aug 2015
UK Publication Date: 13th August 2015
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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The future is ours let s enjoy it!

After all those years of routine you re suddenly free. No more being bossed about well, apart from by your other half, of course. And no more wage slavery er, no more wages! This charming book will help ease you into this strange and perplexing new stage of your life.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781849534376
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Aug 2013
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. On the bright side, you can feel smug that you have better grammar than a university student and dont have to dig out your embarrassing passport photo to get into pubs or buy alcohol.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781849534390
Readership/Audience: Tertiary Education
Publication Date: Aug 2013
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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Your life may now consist of sleeping during sex instead of after it and going to more funerals than weddings.

On the bright side, you can get away with making no effort whatsoever to lose weight. And all those charities you gave to it s payback time!


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781849534413
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Aug 2013
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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You may be too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top off a ketchup bottle.

On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy just not so far back that you can t get up again. And it s only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen!


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781911610267
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Jan 2021
Publisher: Headline Publishing Group
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Wrinklies Bedside Companion contains everything that the greying generation needs to know about the world, and quite a lot that they don't.


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781911610236
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Jan 2021
Publisher: Headline Publishing Group
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The perfect gift for cool grandparents!


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781853759840
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: Jan 2021
UK Publication Date: 7th September 2017
Publisher: Headline Publishing Group
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It's all in here: funny jokes, gags and one-liners about life, love, the universe, and Viagra. Coffin-dodgers will find lots of laughs, inspiration and 'Yes, that's me!' moments as they chuckle their false teeth out!


(Hardback)

By: Clive Whichelow

ISBN: 9781786850195
Readership/Audience: General
Publication Date: May 2017
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
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Have you taken a sudden liking to bodycon clothing thats three sizes too small Are you considering a sexier upgrade to your car or even your partner Try not to panic: its only a midlife crisis. And besides, attempting to recapture your youth can be a lot of fun! Who said theres anything wrong with growing old disgracefully