(Paperback)

Each chapter of this often hilarious and sometimes poignant travelogue recounts an island-hopping, culture-clashing crisis that pits the homesick author against falling coconuts, hospitals that remove wrong organs, insects as big and dangerous as stealth bombers, garbage-bin sex, steel drum bands, and the French.

(Hardback)

(Paperback)

A novel of international intrigue, pork-crazed termites, and motherhood. An irreverently hilarious novel about a bumbling cabal of international terrorists scheming to destroy America by smuggling nuclear matzo balls into the Port of Miamionly to utterly bungle their "can't fail" mission and wind up with a "taste" of their own WMD.