(Paperback)

From her beginnings as a wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds, through her spirited adventures watching self-satisfying monkeys, throwing up on Chinese food deliverymen, and stalking Leo DiCaprio, here are the goofy highs and horrifying lows of life as Kelly Oxford.

(Hardback)

In 1997, the author began sharing stories of her life as a young wife and mother on a Geocities page, then on an anonymous blog, then on a MySpace account. This title tells her story.