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Mitchell Symons has stats and stories to entertain and amaze you!

Did the Olympians really compete in the buff

Which striker's shorts fell down when he was taking a penalty

Which sport consists of running while juggling

Which football team's fanzine is called Linesman, You're Rubbish

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It's a jungle out there... arm yourself with animal facts such as...why porcupines are so pongywhy angry monkeys fling their poo at each otherwhy ostriches pee on their own legsand how many hearts a squid has.

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FRIGHTFUL FACTS AND GORY STORIES . . .

Top trivia about life in the past such as:

Did Vikings wear horns on their helmets

How did Ancient Egyptians make their mummies

Which animals were gladiators forced to fight

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Amaze your mates with these facts about our bodies, including... hy we sweat and puke hat the longest recorded sneezing fit is hich Indian tribe use farting as a greeting nd the statistical chance of being injured by a toilet seat at some point in your life.

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Discover where a three-headed turtle was discovered in 1999, where the first toothbrush was invented, which country has summer as the only season and where you can buy square watermelons!Guaranteed to have young readers hooked for hours.

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In DO IGLOOS HAVE LOOS Mitch Symons, the revolting reference expert, answers burning questions such as-How do you get out of quicksandWhy does your skin get wrinkly if you stay too long in the bathIs your right foot really cleverAnd, crucial for everyone likely to get caught short in the Arctic, 'Do igloos have loos'

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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice. It comes such gems of wisdom as: you can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free

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Did you know that squirrels can't see the colour red That Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice That only 30% of humans can flare their nostrils Or that every year the average person eats 438 bugs by mistakeLet Mitchell Symons be your guide into the weird and wonderful world of totally useless trivia!

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Contains facts and figures to amaze and intrigue.

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Go mad for all things mini-beast! Learn about...an ant with Dracula fangsspiders eating their own websmusclebound caterpillarsand why fleas would be champions at the high jump.

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From information about words and their uses, useful lists of things you never knew had names, palindromes, famous lines from literature and film, to bizarre test answers and much, much more, The Wonderful World of Words is bursting with truly oddball facts about words and language and will have you hooked from the very first page.

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Ever wondered why we burp What a wotsit is Whether lemmings really jump off cliffs Why vomit always contains carrots And why DO farts smell like rotten eggs Mitchell Symons has the answers, told in his brilliantly witty trademark style!

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Did you know that humans share a third of their DNA with lettuces That cockroaches fart every fifteen minutes And that the average person spends six months of their life on the looIrresistably funny facts that will make this book a surefire hit in the playground!

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EVER WONDERED .

Mitch Symons answers all these crazy questions and plenty more in this wonderfully funny and addictive book for children from 8 to 80!

And yes, eating bogeys is good for you .

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Can rocks have snot Why do doughnuts have holes in the middle Could a human child ever be raised by animals What have hyenas got to laugh about And why is it impossible to belch after blast-off This title deals with these questions.

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From bestselling revolting reference expert Mitchell Symons comes this wickedly funny modern take on Hilaire Belloc's Cautionary Verses.

Meet a true rogue's gallery of horrid kids who hit the skids. Bill: whose ability to fart ended in tears and Chloe: whose determination to have the most Facebook friends meant she lost her real ones.