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Not that it's a real dog, Danny's mother would never let him have a real dog, so Danny made up one for himself. And which small ads in the comic books to send off to, so Danny can become irresistible to women, bend others to his will, gain vital inches and fear no man living.

No, Danny's not sad and lonely any more.

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An alien spacecraft and a magician attempt a return from beyond the grave.

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Robert wants to be a star in the movies. Using his computer he has invented a system that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He has the script and the money, but Hollywood isn't keen. Could the perfect partnership lie with Ernest Fudgepacker of Fudgepacker's Emporium

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Hugo Rune returns. And just in time, for the evil fairies of Brentford are planning to conquer the world. To publicise his mission, Hugo plans to kidnap the Queen while she addresses the world before a gig by the greatest rock band on earth, Gandhi's Hairdryer.

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He becomes funnier the more you read him.' Independent

It has always been John Omally's secret ambition to become a rock star.

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We read him for his exuberant salmagundi of old jokes, myths, urban and otherwise, catchphrases, liberatingly crazy ideas, running gags, recurring characters and locations, unreliable authobiographical anecdotes, and not forgetting the now legendary 'load of old toot'.

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His great-great grandfather died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. His grandfather (lay precher, large sideburns, taste for sprouts) spoke only in rhyming couplets (to please the ghost of his dead wife) and owned a pig called Belshazzar that dined exclusively upon the aforementioned vegetables and did strange things on the back parlour wall.

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Hailed as the 'guru's guru', Rune penned more than eight million words of genius including his greatest work, The Book of Ultimate Truths. But vital chapters of The Book were suppressed, chapters which could have changed the whole course of human history.

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There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone.

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Gary Cheese is 19 and works for British Telecom. His hobbies include watching TV, and trying to re-animate the dead. He hasn't been having too much luck with the latter, but he's heard a rumour about the existence of certain telecommunications technology that lets you speak to the dead.

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And by the time everyone realized that something very strange was going on, it was all too late.

The Earth had left behind the age of science and reason and moved once more into a time of myth.

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Norman's dad fell out of the sky and flattened him. Norman doesn't want to work at The Universal Reincarnation Company and it's God's fault. If He hadn't closed down Hell, then Heaven wouldn't have got overcrowded and they wouldn't have built the extension, and the URC wouldn't be recycling souls.

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The fourth part of the "Brentford Trilogy". Amazing, but true, Brentford Town Council has agreed to host the next Olympic Games. However, something sinister is afoot in Brentford, and it is up to the regulars of The Flying Swan to save the world as we know it.

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The final part of the "Armageddon" trilogy. When Rex finds himself back on Earth in the final hours before the nuclear holocaust, things really start to confuse him. Can he save the world before he himself is atomized by the Repo Man who appears most anxious to make his acquaintance

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Horrible demonic stuff oozing out of computer screens!

SHOCK HORROR! Rex Mundi, Rambo Bloodaxe, Deathblade Eric, Hugo Rune and a cast of millions caught up in Events Beyond Their Control!

THRILL TO! all the loose ends from Armageddon the Musical magically tied up!

WATCH! A comic genius doing the business!

SEE

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It's a computer virus and it's about to make the deadly species cross-over, from machine to mankind. The computer mouse. Formerly known as Brentford, this Thamesside Shangri La is now London's first ever suburban theme park and holiday village. Just give your computer mouse a wiggle.

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Magic, time travel and football: not exactly your everyday combination - but the fate of mankind hangs upon the result. Of course.

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Private eyes, glamorous dames, ukulele maestros, a lost city of gold and millions and millions of zombies It's Robert Rankin's THIRTIETH novel!

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When the world's all wrong and it needs setting right, who're you gonna call Hugo Rune, of course: a man who offers the world his genius, and asks only, in return, that the world covers his expenses!

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Like 450 years ago, when Borgias walked the earth.

Pooley and Omally, stars of the Brentford Laboiur Exchange and the Flying Swan, want nothing to do with it, especially if there's a Yankee and a pint of Large in the offing.

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A sequel to "The Antipope", this is the second novel in "The Brentford Trilogy". All over Brentford electrical appliances were beginning to fail, could it be that it had been chosen as the first base in an alien onslaught on planet Earth

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Another wild and riotous adventure from the bestselling Master of Far-Fetched Fiction.

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Darwin, the Educated Ape, sets off on another madcap adventure through time, space and chickens in the conclusion to Robert Rankin's series of steampunk adventures.