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The year is 1795: George III is dabbing the walls of Windsor castle with spittle, Goya is deaf, De Quincey is a depraved pubescent and young Ludwig van Beethoven is wowing them in Vienna with his second piano concerto.

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Felix was a quitter: he quit the Boy Scouts, the glee club, the marching band. Gave up his paper round, turned his back on the church, stuffed the basketball team. Dropped out of college, side-stepped the army, abandoned school. Got married, separated, divorced. Quit smoking, quit jogging, quit work.

A collection of 15 short stories. Meet Bernard Puff, proprietor of an all-American dude safari ranch just outside Bakersfield, California, where you can shoot big-game without the inconvenience of travelling to Africa. Or Susan Certaine, a professional organizer and acquisitive disorders therapist.