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Deals with topics such as: if Jesus might have been better off being born in New Zealand; why reflexive pronoun abuse is the worst thing in the world; how Pam Ayres' head trumps Gordon Gecko's underpants, or what a television presenter with time on his hands gets up to.

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The king of the exasperated quip discovers that: Bombing North Carolina is bad for Yorkshire; we can look forward to exploding at the age of 62; Russians look bad in Speedos.

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The author's one man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won. And out hero's still scratching his head at the madness of it all. But it's not all bad. He's learnt a little along the way, including: why binge drinking is good for you; the worst word in the English language; the problem with America; and how to dispose of a seal.

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How hard can it be: To build a power station without upsetting the eco-mentalists To seek world domination if you've been hit the ugly stick For the Met Office to get yesterday's weather right The author pours scorn on the nonsensical, the idiotic and the plain foolish in his continuing quest to discover where exactly we've all gone wrong.

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Reveals why it is that: too much science is bad for our health '70s rock music is nothing to be ashamed of Hunting foxes while drunk and wearing night-sights is neither big nor clever; we must work harder to get rid of cricket; and the author likes the Germans (well, sometimes).