I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids

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In this instant New York Times bestseller thats boldly funny without being anti-mom (In Touch), comedian and Chelsea Lately regular Jen Kirkman champions every womans right to follow her own patheven if that means being childfree by choice.

In her debut memoir, actress and comedian Jen Kirkman delves into her off-camera life with the same snarky sensitivity and oddball humor she brings to her sold-out standup shows and the Chelsea Lately roundtable, where she is a writer and regular performer. As a woman of a certain age who has no desire to start a family, Jen often finds herself confronted (by friends, family, and total strangers) about her decision to be childfree by choice. I Can Barely Take Care of Myself offers honest and hilarious responses to questions like Who will take care of you when you get old (Servants!) and a peek into the psycheand weird and wonderful lifeof a woman who has always marched to the beat of a different drummer and is pretty sure shes not gonna change her mind, but thanks for your concern.

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Jen Kirkman has written an excellentand very funnyguide to promote not having children. Thanks girl, for saving me the time. -- Chelsea Handler
If you've ever been told you'd change your mind about anything in lifewhen you knew that you wouldn'tthis book is for you. Jen has a unique, fresh and funny way of reminding people that sometimes, you really do know what's best for you. Im glad she didnt change her mind about writing this smart, brave, and heartfelt book. -- Sarah Colonna * comedian and New York Times bestselling author of Life As I Blow It *
Boldly funny without being anti-mom. * InTouch magazine *
Very funny. . . . the core of the book is about not wanting to have children, and the ways in which society gets up in your face about it . . . I laughed out loud several times. * TheHairpin.com *
Full of humor, wisdom, and laugh out loud moments. * The Kentucky Democrat *
"A standup comedian's hilarious explanation for why, gee, thanks for asking, but she isn't going to change her mind about not having children." * Tampa Bay Times *
Kirkman puts her comedic talent to use by snarking to her readers about the ridiculousness of baby culture, overly-enthusiastic parents, and total strangers who feel it necessary to publicly pry. And since its a good bet that those readers feel the same way, this book may very well strike a funnybone. * Savannah Morning News *
A seriously humorous stance on deciding not to have kids. . . . With the novelists penchant for self-flagellation and exploitation, and jokes punctuating at least every page, this book is ideal for the woman who needs a quick comeback for those who criticize her about not wanting kids, or for those just looking to laugh. * Publisher's Weekly *
Between these charming, cringe-worthy, and badass tales, Kirkman successfully convinces us she isnt meant for motherhood. Its safe to say shes much better suited to birthing books. * ThirdBeatMagazine.com *
This book takes you through the journey of Jen Kirkmans misunderstood child-free life. Im now convinced of two things: Jen is freaking hilarious and she should definitely not have a babyshe should have a Valium. -- Whitney Cummings * creator of Two Broke Girls and Whitney *
Jen Kirkmans wickedly original yet totally universal debut about the expectations of others kicks so much ass you'll agree with her even when you dont. Not for the stupidly over-sensitive. For lovers of great! -- Greg Behrendt * #1 New York Times bestselling author of Hes Just Not That Into You *

Author Bio

Jen Kirkman is a world-touring stand-up comedian and the author of theNew York TimesbestsellerI Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales of a Happy Life Without Kids and I Know What Im DoingAnd Other Lies I Tell Myself: Dispatches from a Life Under Construction. Her Netflix original comedy specialI'm Gonna Die Alone and I Feel Finestreams worldwide, and she has released two comedy albums,Self HelpandHail to the Freaks(which hit #13 on the Billboard charts). She was a longtime writer and panelist on the E! NetworksChelsea Latelyand the narrator of many episodes in the award-winning TV showDrunk Historyon Comedy Central.