Punch Your Inner Hippie

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Finally, a book that takes on the actual root cause of all failure: the hippie inside us all. In this delightfully sarcastic self-help book, Frank J. Fleming reveals that you don't achieve true improvement through slogans or positive thinking; you achieve it only by punching your inner hippie as hard and as often as possible.

Fleming helps you understand the enemy inside you and explains that hippies didn't arise just in the '60s but have been ruining civilizations since the dawn of time, as they will do to the United States if they are not stopped. He reveals the symptoms of hippie-ismlaziness, dependence, whining, and protestingso you can gauge the strength of your own inner hippie. And, most important, he explains that there is but one way to deal with that annoying loser who keeps each of us from realizing our full potential: a punch right to his stupid face.

Do you doubt this is possible That's your inner hippie talking. It's time to shut him up.

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"Frank Fleming isn't just an expert on how to distill high octane pruno in a prison toilet, he's also an expert in how to be awesome. You'll cry with laughter and pain, but either way your tears will be delicious." -- Jonah Goldberg, author of Liberal Fascism

"The first must-read self-help book of the 21st Century. Anyone expressing a contrary opinion should be punched." -- Glenn Reynolds

Author Bio

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the e-book originals Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything and How to Fix Everything in America Forever. He writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post and blogs at IMAO.us. He is a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University and works as an electrical and software engineer when he's not writing. He lives in Idaho with his wife and two children. Frank is the country's leading advocate for nuking the moon.