Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats
By (Author) Jamie Coleman
Transworld Publishers Ltd
Bantam Press
5th November 2019
17th October 2019
United Kingdom
General
Non Fiction
Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction
Cats as pets
821.92
Hardback
128
Width 126mm, Height 161mm, Spine 15mm
250g
A hilarious collection of haikus by cats, reflecting what they really think of life. From the author of What I Lick Before Your Face comes this hilarious companion, Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats. Jamie Coleman returns with this brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy. His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners and the poetry that is common to all cats. Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.
Jamie Coleman has called various cat names out of the back door, including Hobbit, Gazza and Blobby. He is currently cat-less as his wife is allergic to them. Which is fine. This is his second collection of poetry, following on from What I Lick Before Your Face, the number-one bestselling book of haikus by dogs published in November 2018.