The Bad Beginning Or, Orphans!

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Are you made fainthearted by death Does fire unnerve you Is a villain something that might crop up in future nightmares of yours Are you thrilled by nefarious plots Is cold porridge upsetting to you Vicious threats Hooks Uncomfortable clothing It is likely that your answers will reveal A Series of Unfortunate Events to be ill-suited for your personal use. A librarian, bookseller, or acquaintance should be able to suggest books more appropriate for your fragile temperament. But to the rarest of readers we say, 'Proceed, but cautiously'.

Reviews

Praise for A Series of Unfortunate Events: "Hilarious. Luckily for fans, the woes of the Baudelaires are far from over." -- Publishers Weekly (starred review)

"Those who enjoy a little poison in their porridge will find it wicked good fun." -- Kirkus Reviews

"Irrepressible, brave and charming." -- New York Times Book Review

"With a cast of unforgettable characters, a distinctly literary air, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, this is a great match for dark comedy fans." -- Brightly

Author Bio

Lemony Snicket is often despondent, mostly about his published research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Composer Is Dead. Due to the world-wide web of conspiracy which surrounds him, Mr. Snicket often communicates with the general public through his representative, Daniel Handler. Mr. Handler has had a relatively uneventful life, and is the author of three books for adults, The Basic Eight, Watch Your Mouth, and Adverbs, none of which are anywhere near as dreadful as Mr. Snicket's.