Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 5 and 6): And thats when it fell off in my hand / Then he ate my boy entrancers (The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)
By (Author) Louise Rennison
HarperCollins Publishers
HarperCollins
8th April 2011
United Kingdom
Young Adult
Fiction
823.92
Paperback
624
Width 129mm, Height 198mm, Spine 37mm
428g
The brilliantly funny fifth and sixth novels in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series, out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE.
11.20a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
11.25a.m.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
11.28a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
12.00p.m.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted
but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to remain the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Praise for Then he Ate my Boy Entrancers:
'You'll be falling about laughing at this. Mizz
The only snag about taking this on holiday is that it wont last long: it will be consumed without a break except for the snorting noises. But it can always be passed on to parents by any youngster who can stand the sound of Vatis and Muttis snorts, or dipped into repeatedly because every line is vair vair funny. Sunday Times
Louise Rennison is the bestselling award-winning author of the phenomenally successful Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series, translated into over 34 languages and to the stage and big screen as Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. She has won the Nestle Smarties Book Prize, the Michael L. Printz Honor Book and the Roald Dahl Funny prize for Withering Tights.