OMG! Is This Actually My Life Hattie Moore's Unbelievable Year!
By (Author) Rae Earl
Walker Books Ltd
Walker Books Ltd
1st April 2013
United Kingdom
Children
Fiction
823.92
Paperback
336
Width 130mm, Height 197mm
272g
The OFFICIAL and TOTALLY MENTAL diary of Hattie Moore.
Fourteen-year-old Hattie Moore doesn't actually know who her dad is but that's the least of her problems. How can she become a TOTAL HOTNESS GODDESS when Miss Gorgeous Knickers at school hates her and NO ONE FANCIES HER. And her family are an actual nightmare. Her unbelievably annoying brother is EVIL and on top of that, her gran is a TOTAL mental, who may be texting rude jokes to just about EVERYONE in the world. Including dentists. Hattie's diary of this tumultuous year is an absolutely hilarious account of the ups and downs of teenage life, including a dating bogey phobia, near death from biscotti and a home-made breast-growing machine.
A breezy, girl-friendly read with some laugh-out-loud moments I Read, Therefore I Blog A fun and frothy read littered with British humour! The Page Turner Hattie is a lively character, throughout the book I found at times I laughed with her, at times I wanted to give her a hug and at times I wanted to shake her! Juniper Jungle Rae Earl captures the outrageous but nonetheless surprisingly loveable characteristics of this convincing teenage drama queen. -- Julia Eccleshare Lovereading4kids.co.uk I defy anyone to read this and not be charmed by Hattie Thoughts from the Hearthfire I couldn't put this book down -- Julia Afanasjeva Teen Titles a laugh-out-loud book, with moments of real poignancy... written in diary format, with exclamations, dramatic statements and lots of rambling, Hattie's diary has all the teenage angst of Adrian Mole and the female worries of Bridget Jones Carousel a laugh-out-loud book, with moments of real poignancy... written in diary format, with exclamations, dramatic statements and lots of rambling, Hattie's diary has all the teenage angst of Adrian Mole and the female worries of Bridget Jones Carousel
Rae Earl was born in Stamford in Lincolnshire in 1971. She worked in radio for 15 years and once managed to get on Westlife's private jet for an entire weekend. After nicking Brian McFadden's Mars bar, Rae knew she had peaked professionally and turned back to her first love writing. Rae currently lives in Hobart, Tasmania with her husband & son. She thought she was going to go all 'River Cottage' and self sufficient. Unfortunately, carrots take work and there's a magnificent chippy just around the corner...