Big Burps, Bare Bums and Other Bad-Mannered Blunders 365 Tips on How to Behave Nicely

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Good manners, terrible manners and all manner of manners. this book covers manners for all situations: kissing; dobbing; introductions; and eating. It also includes very important etiquette procedures for dealing with vampires, aliens, friends, zombies and more. All of this is delivered in a straightforward but hilarious problem and answer format. Problem: My gran says it's rude to pick your zits in front of other people. Solution: there are some people who LOVE seeing pus oozing out between people's fingernails. these people are WEIRD and you do not want them as your friends. If you want NORMAL friends, don't pick your zits where they can see you. Ages 9-12
Good manners, terrible manners and all manner of manners. this book covers manners for all situations: kissing; dobbing; introductions; and eating. It also includes very important etiquette procedures for dealing with vampires, aliens, friends, zombies and more. All of this is delivered in a straightforward but hilarious problem and answer format. Problem: My gran says it's rude to pick your zits in front of other people. Solution: there are some people who LOVE seeing pus oozing out between people's fingernails. these people are WEIRD and you do not want them as your friends. If you want NORMAL friends, don't pick your zits where they can see you. Ages 9-12

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Jackie French AM is an award-winning writer, wombat negotiator, the 20142015 Australian Children's Laureate and the 2015 Senior Australian of the Year. In 2016 Jackie became a Member of the Order of Australia for her contribution to children's literature and her advocacy for youth literacy. She is regarded as one of Australia's most popular children's authors and writes across all genres from picture books, history, fantasy, ecology and sci-fi to her much loved historical fiction for a variety of age groups. A book can change a child's life. A book can change the world' was the primary philosophy behind Jackie's two-year term as Laureate. jackiefrench.com facebook.com/authorjackiefrench