The Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (The No.1 football series): Collect them all!
By (Author) Saaleh Patel
John Blake Publishing Ltd
Dino Books
5th October 2022
7th July 2022
United Kingdom
Children
Non Fiction
Childrens / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes
398.7
Paperback
112
Width 129mm, Height 198mm
What do you call an Englishman at the Qatar 2022 World Cup final
A referee!
From the No.1 bestselling football series comes the Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book - just in time for the summer!
The UFH Joke book is here and it's the ultimate collection of the funniest footy puns and gags, one-liners and anecdotes you're ever likely to find. Whether young readers wish to impress their friends with the silliest football jokes or try their luck on an unsuspecting adult, this joke book is the perfect past time to share with all your family & friends.
With 112 pages of rip-roaring funnies, here's just a few awaiting you:
What is black and white and black and white and black and white
A Juventus fan rolling down a hill!
Did you hear about the Icelandic centre-back who couldn't swim
They gave her the captain's armband.
What is Man City's club motto
If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again.
And there's so many more!
Why not also dive into the Ultimate Football Heroes Activity Book or the Ultimate Football Heroes Quiz Book