Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy

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'Funny, violent, real and with characters you love to love - and hate...' - JANICE HALLETT

She will leave your surfaces sparkling.
But she may well leave you dead...

Maria is a good woman and a good cleaner. She cleans for Elsie, the funny old bird who's losing her marbles, with the terrible husband. She cleans for Brian, the sweet man with the terrible boss. She cleans for the mysterious Mr Balogan, with the terrible neighbours.

If you're thinking of hiring her, you should probably know that Maria might have killed the terrible husband, the terrible boss and the terrible neighbours. She may also have murdered the man she loved.

She didn't set out to kill anyone, of course, but her clients have hired her to clean up their lives, and she takes her job seriously - not to mention how much happier they all are now. The trouble is, murder can't be washed out. You can only sweep it under the carpet, and pray no one looks too closely...

Darkly funny and completely gripping from the first page to the last, Make Me Clean is one thriller you won't be able to scrub from your mind. Perfect for fans of Harriet Tyce, Fiona Cummins and My Sister the Serial Killer.

Reviews

'A dark delight that takes the most mundane of realities, soaks it, wrings it out and shakes it into a thoroughly absorbing ride. Funny, violent, real and with characters you love to love - and hate... Five stars' - Janice Hallett, author of THE TWYFORD CODE

'Maria is a character who will creep into your heart and stay with you for a long time. Beautifully drawn characters with a deftly woven plot, Make Me Clean is Tina Baker's best yet' - Alice Clark-Platts, author of THE FLOWER GIRLS

'I love the characters that Tina Baker creates, so flawed and undeniably human. Make Me Clean is a heart stopper of a book' - J.M. Hewitt, author of THE LIFE SHE WANTS

'Tina Baker's ability to keep the reader in thrall... is simply outstanding... An original concept, told in a way that keeps you turning the pages. I read this book in one sitting' - Louise Mullins, author of I KNOW YOU

'Dark, disturbing, funny, brilliant!' - Guy Morpuss, author of FIVE MINDS

Author Bio

Tina Baker worked as a journalist and broadcaster for thirty years, and is probably best known as a television critic for the BBC and GMTV, and for winning Celebrity Fit Club. Her debut novel, Call Me Mummy, was a #1 Kindle bestseller, and featured on Lorraine. Her second novel, Nasty Little Cuts, was published in 2022.