Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy

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'Moving, dramatic and darkly humorous' - DAILY MAIL
'Brings a whole new meaning to domestic noir' - THE TIMES
'Funny, grim and very touching' - HARRIET TYCE

She will leave your surfaces sparkling.
But she may well leave you dead...

Maria is a good woman and a good cleaner. She cleans for Elsie, the funny old bird who's losing her marbles, with the terrible husband. She cleans for Brian, the sweet man with the terrible boss. She cleans for the mysterious Mr Balogan with the terrible neighbours. But if you're thinking of hiring her, you should probably know that Maria might have killed the terrible husband, the terrible boss and the terrible neighbours. She may also have murdered the man she loved.

She didn't set out to kill anyone, of course, but her clients have hired her to clean up their lives, and she takes her job seriously - not to mention how much happier they all are now. The trouble is, murder can't be washed out. You can only sweep it under the carpet and pray no one looks too closely...

Darkly funny and completely gripping from the first page to the last, Make Me Clean is one thriller you won't be able to scrub from your mind. Perfect for fans of Harriet Tyce, Fiona Cummins and My Sister the Serial Killer.

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'This tongue-in-cheek, heart-in-the-right-place thriller brings a whole new meaning to domestic noir' - The Times

'Highly original and darkly humorous' - Women's Own

'A sympathetic portrait of a woman on society's edge, whose loyalties are few and who can rely only on herself. Insightful, moving, dramatic and darkly funny' - Daily Mail

'Funny, grim and very touching' - Harriet Tyce, author of BLOOD ORANGE

'A dark delight that takes the most mundane of realities, soaks it, wrings it out and shakes it into a thoroughly absorbing ride. Funny, violent, real and with characters you love to love - and hate... Five stars' - Janice Hallett, author of THE TWYFORD CODE

Author Bio

Tina Baker was brought up in a caravan after her mother, a fairground traveller, fell pregnant by a window cleaner. After leaving the bright lights of Coalville, she came to London and worked as a journalist and broadcaster for thirty years. She's probably best known as a television critic for the BBC and GMTV, and for winning Celebrity Fit Club. Her debut novel, Call Me Mummy, was a #1 Kindle bestseller, and featured on Lorraine. Her second novel, Nasty Little Cuts, was published in 2022. Her fourth novel, What We Did in the Storm, will be published by Viper in 2024.