The Papers of A. J. Wentworth, B.A.
By (Author) H. F. Ellis
Faber & Faber
Faber & Faber
21st April 2011
Main
United Kingdom
Paperback
120
Width 135mm, Height 216mm, Spine 9mm
138g
'It appears to me that a simple, straightforward account of my life in retirement from day to day should suffice to show that, for a variety of interests, civic sense, tolerance and a readiness to meet and mingle with all sorts and conditions of men and (up to a point of course) women, a retired schoolmaster can hold a candle to any Tom, Dick or Harry .'
So writes A. J. Wentworth (B.A.), formerly a teacher of mathematics at Burgrove prep school for boys, now passing his retirement years in a typically English rural village where somehow he seems unable to stay out of trouble. Indeed he lurches from mishap to misunderstanding, whether at the Conservative Association or the local am-dram society, the cricket club dinner or the vicarage Christmas Party. His piece de resistance is the escorting of two schoolboys on a trip to Switzerland that unexpectedly detours into Italy.
The misadventures that Wentworth records are many, but the reader soon sees that he brings them upon himself - by being irredeemably self-important, generally incompetent and persistently accident-prone.
Wentworth is the comic creation of H. F. Ellis, and was first introduced to readers in the pages of Punch magazine. A. J. Wentworth, B.A. (Retd) was first published in 1962, a sequel to The Papers of A. J. Wentworth, B.A. (1949). There is pathos as well as great humour in Wentworth's self-delusion, and he ranks alongside the Grossmiths' Mr Pooter as a classic comic study in blinkered English manners.
Humphry Francis Ellis was born in 1907 in Lincolnshire, and educated at Tonbridge and Magdalen College, Oxford. Following a year as assistant master at Marlborough school he began to write for Punch, and over time became the magazine's co-editor. He was also a regular contributor to the New Yorker. His other books included The Royal Artillery Commemoration Book (1950), Mediatrics (1961), and two collections of pieces, Twenty-Five Years Hard (1960) and The Bee in the Kitchen (1983). He died in 2000.