I Am Not a Wolf

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Life is good. You have a job, an apartment in a nice part of town, and an online dating profile thats recently yielded as many as three matches. From the outside, it would appear youre a human man who has all the elements of a stable and functional life. But you also have a horrible secret. Youre not a human man at all. You're a WOLF.

Assume the role of one of natures greatest predators, just barely maintaining a fake identity as a part of the human workforce. Each choice you make in this interactive story is crucial to your survival and, more importantly, your burgeoning graphic design career. Will you navigate water-cooler gossip without arousing suspicion Can you go on a date without bringing up how much you love ham Or is it perhaps time to throw this human life to the wind and return to the woods from whence you came These choices and many, many more await you in I Am Not A Wolf.

Reviews

• I loved this book so much that I read it straight through in one sitting! I think I would love it even more if I had flipped to the correct pages, like the book said to!! Megan Amram, comedian, writer and producer of The Good Place
• 'Dan Sheehan who is definitely not a wolf has created a delicious adventure filled with humor, whimsy, and many, many meat references. I laughed until I howled. This novel is sure to be treasured by humans and wolves alike' Jennifer Wright, author and editor-at-large for Harper's Bazaar
• 'I've read I Am Not a Wolf several times, first as a multiverse, a kind of Oregon Trail where tearing out throats is an in-game option, and front-to-back as a kind of horsemeat Ulysses. It rings true either way. Roommates, ugh, am I right There are no roommates in the woods' Steve Albini, musician, producer and music journalist

Author Bio

Dan Sheehan is a writer from Chicago now living in Los Angeles. He created the wildly popular 'NOT A WOLF' Twitter account which now boasts over 165k followers on Twitter and 80k on Facebook. His writing has been featured in Playboy, McSweeneys, The Onion and ClickHole, among others. Dan is also one of the creators of the storytelling show and podcast 'We Still Like You' which challenges performers to tell a story of true embarrassment and shame so that they can be forgiven by a loving audience en masse.

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