Trump: The Prison Diaries: MAKE PRISON GREAT AGAIN with the funniest satire of the year

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An explosive first-person account of swapping the White House for the Big House, Mar-a-Lago for the hoosegow.

MARCH 31

It's been two weeks since they put me in The Hole. Very unfair! No-one is treated as unfairly as Trump. Many people say that solitary confinement is a kind of torture. I'm not so sure. I'm getting to spend a lot of time with my favourite person in the world. I say to him: "Mr President, remember when you met Bo Derek at the PGA Tour Championship She had the hots for you, believe me." And he'll reply: "I agree, Mr President. Also, I was a better golfer than anyone in the tournament.

And that's without cheating, which I would never do, believe me."

So I'm doing amazing .Incredibly well. Some would say I'm the best Hole Guy ever. Not like those losers who go nuts...

Our formerly presidential protagonist finds himself battling on many fronts: attempting to clear his name while contending with brutal inmates and sadistic guards.

Donald's dealmaking abilities are put to the ultimate test as he desperately negotiates with rival prison gangs. However, despite the loss of his luxurious lifestyle, Trump flourishes in the slammer, eventually rising to become prison kingpin, mirroring his ascent in US politics.

Trump: The Prison Diaries is a satirical riot: The Apprentice meets The Shawshank Redemption. So settle down and buckle up for the first bestseller to be written entirely on toilet paper.

Author Bio

Lucien Young is a comedy writer who has worked on various TV programmes, including BBC Three's Siblings and Murder in Successville. He was born in Newcastle in 1988 and read English at the University of Cambridge, where he was a member of the world-famous Footlights Club. His previous books are Alice in Brexitland, Trump's Christmas Carol, The Secret Diary of Jeremy Corbyn, and #Sonnets.