Can I Give Them Back Now: The Aargh to Zzzz of Parenting

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A must have for all new mums and dads - at last, a laugh-out-loud book about the darker moments of parenthood. A is for Anxiety, Alcohol and awful Activities. B is for Bedtime, Baking and Boredom. C is for Childcare and Cooking With Your Coat on. N is for Not Swearing (bloody frustrating) and S is for Soft Play Places, Sniffing Babies' Arses (to see if they've filled their nappies - are there not easier ways of finding out) and Sex (see also L, for lack thereof). Can I Give them Back Now puts two fingers up to the pervasive notion that parenthood is an eternally rewarding experience. Taking a wry, down-to-earth and humorous look at life with young children, it taps into the very normal, but hard-to-admit ambivalence that so many parents feel about raising kids. Realistic, often dark and occasionally shocking, Joanna Simmons and Jay Curtis' brilliantly alternative A-Z of parenting is essential reading for all mums and dads who really, really love their kids, but...

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Made me laugh out loud twice and snort at least once. Would love to publish it for Mothers' Day as an antidote to all that pastel guff out there. * Sam Fanaken, Sales Manager *
So true to the reality and Dunkirk spirit of parenthood. * Tom Drake-Lee, Sales Director and father of two *
Really funny, I laughed out loud at the definition of childcare! Love the humour! It's exactly what I find funny. * Ruth Warburton, Publicity Manager and mother of two *
Hilarious and horribly, horribly accurate. Speaking as a Dad, I say publish and be damned! * Roger Bratchell, Marketing Director and father of two *

Author Bio

Joanna Simmons and Jay Curtis are writers and mothers of small children, and live in Brighton. This is their first book together.