Manslations: Decoding the Secret Language of Men

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A hilarious-and honest-guide for women about what men say, who they are, and why they behave the way they do. THE ULTIMATE INTERPRETER OF GUY BEHAVIOR Why doesn't my man get me flowers Easy - because flowers don't do anything cool. Will I scare him off if I call him first No way. Well, not unless he's actually terrified of his phone, in which case you likely have bigger problems. Why can't he just talk to me about our relationship Yeah . . . and how come a gazelle never waits around to see if that lion is friendly Men sometimes seem impossible to understand. But it turns out they're about as easy to read as coloring books - if you know what you're looking for. Manslations answers all these questions and more in this hilarious - and honest - guide to what men say, who they are, and why they behave the way they do. "When that guy told you - within thirty seconds of introducing himself at the bar - that he drives a hybrid because he cares about the environment, the manslation is that he was trying to work his way into your bikini areas." Manslations reveals the golden rule that helps you figure out what never to worry about (and what to lose sleep over), plus the two key questions that will help unlock the meaning behind even the most confusing male actions. Capped off by a man-to-woman phrasebook, this is the only relationship guide you'll ever need.

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"The author's brisk writing style serves well this playfully silly and yet honestly dead-on analysis of the male/female dynamic." - ForeWord
"With

Mac as your guide, it's suddenly easy to interpret what the man

in your life is saying. Mac is like your best well-meaning

but often blunt guy friend

Ladies, we're wrong when we assume men are hard

to understand, and that's perhaps the most useful manslation of all.

" - BookPage

Author Bio

Jeff Mac began a career in stand-up comedy at age 33. Within three years he was invited to perform his original standup on Comedy Central's showcase program, Live at Gotham. He's also worked in TV and radio as a voiceover artist and runs the website www.manslations.com. He lives in Brooklyn.