Never Shag a Scorpio: From Aries to Pisces, the astrology guide to dating
By (Author) B.J. Lovegood
Transworld Publishers Ltd
Bantam (Transworld)
25th July 2023
27th April 2023
United Kingdom
General
Non Fiction
Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction
133.52
Hardback
144
Width 128mm, Height 196mm, Spine 16mm
680g
A hilarious, cheeky and revealing new astrology book for the gifting market which guides readers through the star signs to help them find their perfect match. Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio Ghosted by a Gemini Catfished by a Cancer Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters. Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents. Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as 'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius' and 'A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.
Oli was born in 1993. After graduating from The University of Bristol with a degree in English Literature and Drama, he got a job in publishing, which he is yet to be fired from. He hopes to be married with children one day.