Festive As F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays

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Whos ready for the holidays Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patternsand maybe even make a few gifts to boot!

Lets face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte wont cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting worlds most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple Ho ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswolds famous Hallelujah, holy shit, wheres the Tylenol

There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little Hello Drunk, Im Christmas for your tree, or make a Deck the Halls and Not Your Family for your sibling.

And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!

TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy

20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season

EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun

INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork

THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.