Boring Things Dad Says

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What Dad Says- "Have you done your homework" What Dad Means- "What have you forgotten to tell me you need for school" Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler or a joke gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dads Say is the perfect present for dads in all their forms. As a gift from their young children or from children that have flown the nest, this is for dads of all ages. "No idea. Ask your mother." Full of those classic one-liners every parent and child will recognise, this is the perfect funny gift for dads and will guarantee plenty of laughs from the whole family, and maybe face-palm moment too from 'the old man'! "What did we end up buying them, again"

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Rupert Baxter is a former IT technician turned writer. He lives in Milton Keynes with his long-suffering wife and three children. Beyond writing, Baxter has a passion for garden landscaping- religiously mowing the lawn every two weeks, planting cuttings stolen from the local garden centre and continuing the ongoing construction of a water feature that he swears is nearly finished. On Friday nights Baxter performs in a Motorhead tribute band with his two best friends from school. They practice in the garage that Baxter sound-proofed during Lockdown. They have their first gig booked (mates rates) at a 50th birthday. Boring Things Dads Say is his first book. Baxter has high hopes that it will be a Sunday Times bestseller.