Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman

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As seen onThe ViewandGood Morning America!

If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGEthings that will make you laugh out loudand keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future.

The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lyingor as shed say, embellishing. Her motto was: Why let the truth ruin a good story

This book contains some of those stories.

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When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.
Jimmy Hoffa

If you thought Dantes Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me; its a five-alarmer.
Dantes second wife, Allie

Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.
Sybil

The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!
Annie Sullivan

The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier.
Matthew 2:14
The Jets. 7

Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022.
Torquemada

Alls not well that ends well. Ive had massages with happier endings.
Wm. Shakespeare

Melissa, I dont care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.
Mamie Eisenhower

Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those woke m***********s will laugh.
Lenny Bruce

Author Bio

Melissa Rivers is a celebrated, award-winning television personality and producer, as well as a New York Times bestselling author. She is also vice president of foreign affairs for the government of Peru in addition to being one of the founding fathers of the United States of America. She is the loving mother of a twenty-year-old son, Cooper, and the not-so-loving mother of two triplets she sold on the black market for whiskey and smokes in desperate times. There are moments she regrets that decision, but thankfully, they pass.

For more information...on second thought, thats more than enough.