New Dad, Same Bad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day for That First Sleepless Year Plus Dad Hacks
By (Author) Slade Wentworth
Random House USA Inc
Zeitgeist
15th December 2022
United States
Children
Non Fiction
306.87420207
Paperback
128
Width 140mm, Height 210mm
Q- Why is that baby still in diapers A- I'll give you two reasons- number one and number two. Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby's first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they're in for. Classically corny plus new cringe, these jokes help first-time dads take a load off, tickle their loved ones, and give baby their first giggly groan. New Dad, Same Bad Jokes won't make it easier to be a new parent, but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs, new-dad tips, and prompts to document the messy, endearing, and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan! Inside, Dad will find-A joke a day for baby's first year! Baby jokes and a whole lot more. 365 classic puns, one-liners, and Q&As to give you a zing when that coffee won't quite cut it. Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. Stop pee mid-air Wrap baby like a burrito Help mom eat one-handed Tips you didn't know you needed to survive year one. Space to record early memories of baby. Prompts to jot down the sweet, the silly, the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.
Slade Wentworth is a dad-writer-cook who cracks jokes like he cracks eggs, often making a mess of both. As a father of two boys, Slade found a passion for writing parenting essays and dad jokes as soon as his firstborn first pooped in the tub. He later began sharing them on social media, building a community of involved parents and a following on Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram @thedadbriefs. A native Floridian, Slade has lived in New York and Seattle and currently resides in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He's enjoyed a 25-year career in publishing, advertising, healthcare, and technology. He's currently the content marketing director for Floyd Lee Locums, a premier healthcare staffing firm, and the founder/content creator of The Dad Briefs LLC, a social media marketing company.