The Big Book of Dad Jokes: More Than 800 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners, Puns, and Riddles to Make You the King of Subpar Comedy

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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy

Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .)

Have you ever noticed when youre out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house If you answered yes to any of the following, youre not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dads persona.

This comedic compendiumcompiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use tohone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as:

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Great food; no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Its fine, he woke up.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room
Odor in the court.

What do you call an elephant that doesnt matter
An irrelephant.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow
Reality.

With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

Author Bio

Joe Kerz is an all-star dad and an author who has written more than one hundred books. He resides in the suburbs of New York City with his wife, children, lawn mower, and minivan.