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The Essex Joke Book

(Paperback)


Publishing Details

Full Title:

The Essex Joke Book

Contributors:

By (Author) Nicholas Knights

ISBN:

9780753541081

Publisher:

Ebury Publishing

Imprint:

Virgin Books

Publication Date:

15th September 2012

Country:

United Kingdom

Classifications

Readership:

General

Fiction/Non-fiction:

Non Fiction

Main Subject:
Dewey:

828.9202

Physical Properties

Physical Format:

Paperback

Number of Pages:

192

Dimensions:

Width 126mm, Height 198mm, Spine 13mm

Weight:

135g

Description

A hilarious compendium of the best Essex-themed jokes around - essential reading for fans of hit show The Only Way Is Essex WARNING- This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It's packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad There's Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe Last year's hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says. 'It's best I stay here,' he says. 'Why' asks the Essex Girl. The boy says- 'Because I'm the f**king goalkeeper.'

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