The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

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Jokes so dirty or offensive they wouldn't fit in MBO Jokes The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush...if she got any of them. It features thousands of politically incorrect jokes, covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos (sex in). Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and Viagra. Naturally, Blondes and Blowjobs are virtually inseparable. Also included are contemporary lists offering a unique slant on modern life, such as 20 Ways in Which Vibrators Are Better Than Men, 10 Signs That Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active, and 20 Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery. Sample jokes from The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically incorrect Jokes; George W. Bush and Tony Blair were sitting in a bar when another guest arrived and asked them what they were talking about. 'We're planning for World War Three,' announced Bush. 'Oh dear,' said the guest. 'What are you going to do' Bush replied: 'We are planning to kill 1,500,000 Muslims and one IS consultant.' The guest was mystified. 'An IS consultant Why in heaven's name are you going to kill an IS consultant' Bush patted Blair on the shoulder and exclaimed jubilantly: 'I told you! No one is going to ask about the Muslims.'

Author Bio

Geoff Tibballs is the author of the bestselling The Mammoth Book of Jokes, and The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes.