How to Be a Man

(Hardback)

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Are men supposed to be fighters Lovers Hunter-gatherers Fashionistas Business gurus Culinary experts Youre wrong if you think one man cant be a jack AND a master of all trades.
In How To Be A Man, Ill show you how to be a proper god amongst men. This book caters for a girthy gap in the market but its not just for the lads! Ladies, take heed these are the qualities you should look for in a heterosexual mate.

Youll learn how to boss a job interview remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You dont want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, 7 down, 1 up, where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And Ive even shared some of my go-to recipes (Medium Rare Hearty Chicken with Crunchy Peanut Dust Roast Potato and Beef Monster Munch). But Im not giving you any more details than that youll have to buy the book. Remember, the first hits for free but youll be back! ;)

So, sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out I dont judge and let your manly juices flow.

PS. I dedicate this book to my ex-wife, Aldona. I loved you and you ended up running away with another man, stealing my beautiful Merc and my most prized possession the golden foot spa. But Im totally over it and look at me now Im only a bloody published author. So yeah, Im totally FINE. Im thriving, in fact. I dont need you anymore! I AM SO OVER YOU! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOOK!

Author Bio

Chabuddy G is a fictional character from the BAFTA winning show 'People Just Do Nothing' the character is created and performed by Asim Chaudhry. Asim is a double BAFTA nominee and RTS comedy performance award winner. Chabuddy G is based on Asim's dad, uncles, and various friends he grew up with in Hounslow, West London. The self titled 'Alan Brown Sugar' has become a fan favourite and somewhat of a cult character.