John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life

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In a world filled with trolls, we all need to live life more like a goblin. What does it mean to live life like a goblin It means to give no fucks, but also all the fucks in the world at the same time. It means to be constantly anxiety ridden while also eternally optimistic. A goblins heart, specifically John Goblikons, is filled with love, joy, angst, constant quandary, Chilis Southwestern Egg rolls, metal, and empathy. Through the goblin eyes of being an internet-celebrityinsurance-salesmanrock and roll-mascot for the Goblin Metal outfit NEKROGOBLIKON, we learn about life, death, business, food, music, travel, culture, dating, school, drinking, compassion, and much more!

John walks readers through crucial life steps, from becoming internet famous, to getting dates with special someones, to even correct ordering techniques for the perfect meal at Chilis.

Have a problem John Goblikon assumes he knows how to help you solve itall in this new, for-sure-to-be-a-New-York-Times-bestseller-and-win-like-a-hundred-awards debut book: John Goblikons Guide to Living Your Best Life.