Things Stoned People Say

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Chances are you dont remember what you said when you were high, which is a shame, because it was probably incredibly deep and enlightening (or possibly dumb and incriminating, but well give you the benefit of the doubt). Fortunately, the guy sitting in the corner was scribbling your brilliant words on napkins and texting them to Morton Carter for posterity:

• You have friends in high places. I just have high friends.
• Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard
• Make me unweird.
• Violence is never the answer, man. Unless the question is what is never the answer
• You know what would make a great book, man The history of tits.
• Theres no fake monkey teeth. I looked that up, too.
• No matter how long you live, youre dead a lot longer.

In the spirit of Things Drunk People Say, the stumbling, intriguing, nonsensical but hilarious words are enhanced with creative, original art and published for the world to see (dont worry, the quotes are listed anonymously). Youll laugh, youll cry, youll wonder why the hell youre ever sober when youre clearly much more interesting when youre stoned. Why didnt anyone think of this before

Author Bio

Morton Carter is a troubadour living in Brooklyn, New York.