Shit My Dad Says
(Paperback, Unabridged edition)
Publishing Details
Shit My Dad Says
By (Author) Justin Halpern
Pan Macmillan
Pan Books
1st April 2011
Unabridged edition
United Kingdom
Classifications
General
Non Fiction
Relationships and families: advice and issues
Memoirs
306.87420207
Physical Properties
Paperback
192
Width 127mm, Height 203mm, Spine 11mm
218g
Description
'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'
Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halperns philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair; and this is the sort of shit he says
You know, sometimes its nice having you around. But now aint one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, were not watching this bullshit.
Happy Birthday, I didnt get you a present Oh, mom got you one Well, thats from me then, too unless its shitty.
Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldnt stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.
The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.
Why the f**k would I want to live to 100 Im 73 and shits starting to get boring. By the way, theres no money left when I go, just fyi.
Author Bio
Justin Halpern is a screenwriter who has worked in both web, film and television. In late 2007, he was hired to start the comedy website holytaco.com, which, when he left in May of 2009, averaged more than 2 million visitors per month. He is currently developing a television show with CBS based on 'Shit My Dad Says', the Twitter feed which now has 1.4million followers. He is also 29 years old, and still living at home with his dad . . .
