The Lost Gospel of Donald

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What if DONALD TRUMP met JESUS CHRIST face to face Would love, mercy, and forgiveness overcome hate, greed, jealousy, and revenge
The Lost Gospel of Donald answers these questions with an irreverent romp through the Holy Land circa 30 A.D., starring a familiar cast of characters. Only now, they're seen through the eyes of the ruthless head of a hospitality empire, Donald of Gaul, who spots John the Baptist dunking Jesus on the Jordan River and subsequently witnesses a series of spectacular miracles. Believing Jesus to be the best magician the world has ever seen and assuming baptism to be a wet tunic contest, Donald recruits the aspiring messiah to perform as a headliner at his properties.
Alas! Jesus has loftier ambitions. But Donald won't take "NO" for an answer.
Set against the fall of the republic and the rise of depravity and dictatorship in Rome, this blistering satire is fastidiously faithful to the original gospels. Birth, Baptism, Transfiguration, Crucifixion, Resurrection, Ascensionit's all here, in the unmistakable language (some real and some masterfully impersonated) of The Donald. The Lost Gospel of Donald features the true philosophy of Jesus IN HIS OWN WORDS and reveals the true character of Donald IN HIS.
And the end It's murdera Chapter 13 Donald will never recover from.

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Dr. Preston Coleman's irreverent satire has been called brilliant, ingenious, and hilarious. His works include The Lost Gospel of Donald, Those Arkansaw Bumkins or, A Gremlin in His Goober, The Oinky Boinky Machine, Elmo Frumpkin, Kingdoms of Paper and Glass, and The Tennessee Leprechaun.

Coleman is the former publisher of newsprism.com, a news portal that ranked 500 media outlets based on their political orientation, and realstupidnews.com, an award-winning news satire site that s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d the truth, so you get more! He was the official announcer at the 2004 Libertarian National Convention in Atlanta, Georgia.

A professor of communication, Coleman enjoys a quiet life on Maryland's Eastern Shore with his wife, dogs, guitar, and kayak, in that order.

He's the winner of numerous awards including The Robert Bostrum Award for Outstanding Research; the Ann Matthews Purdy Award for Outstanding Full Time Faculty Member; the NISOD Excellence Award; and Best Overall Satire at TheSatireAwards.com.

Coleman holds bachelor's and master's degrees in journalism from the University of Georgia and a doctorate in media studies from the University of Iowa.

Learn more at www.prestoncoleman.com and www.lostgospelofdonald.com.