You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...

(Paperback, 3rd Revised edition)

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Whichever political party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better... A hilarious political humor gag gift for Republicans and Democrats that will have both sides of the political aisle giggling with glee. This third edition, published in early 2016, is a laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes that skewers both conservatives and progressives alike. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own. You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom. You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously. You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland. You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If... Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked. For a long time now you've known that- The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking! Makes for a great political gift for men and women, your parents, or anyone who needs a good laugh!

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FRANK BENJAMIN is the pseudonym of a university vice president who is (a) cautious, (b) cowardly, (c) modest, (d) all of the above, or (e) just fond of multiple-choice tests. Now working in the bustling arena of online education, Frank enjoys regular contact with business executives and governors of both political stripes, who, he notes graciously, "usually can laugh at themselves." Usually.