Zombie Night Before Christmas

(Hardback)

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The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! 'twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring...

Why worry about the Grinch when you've got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey America's best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore's verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing's for sure--Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

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This is the third in the Ultimate Bumper Sticker book series from Cider Mill Press, which started with Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me.