How to Win a Fight With a Liberal

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Learn to take down those Loony Lefties!

Have you ever contemplated calling Homeland Security to report some hapless liberal as an enemy combatant

Or did you just want to "occupy" his mouth with your fist

No matter the flavor of your clueless left-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a liberal moon bat.

Learn how to:

Taunt mindless Obama lovers and hopeless tax-andspenders with snappy sound bites
Determine if you suffer from argumentile dysfunction and avoid the 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans
Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy
Hone your BS detector to help you identify left-wing lies and crimes against logic
Use liberals' words against them with a handy compilation of idiotic left-wing quotes

It's time to defend America against every godless, gun-grabbing, tax-hiking, socialism-loving, shower-avoiding lunatic in your midst.

If you want to battle tree-hugging hippies, consider this your chainsaw!

Author Bio

Daniel Kurtzman chronicles the absurdities of politics as editor of politicalhumor.about.com, the popular website that is part of The New York Times Company's About.com network. A former Washington correspondent-turned-political satirist, his work has appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle and Salon.com, among other publications. As an equal opportunity offender, Kurtzman is also the author of How to Win a Fight with a Liberal.