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What if the greatest characters in literary history all carried around smartphones and typed out messages to each other From the passive-aggressive to the clever, the strange, and the downright inappropriate, magnificent Mallory Ortberg gets to grips with the literary assholes we love to hate.

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A celebration of the hit TV comedy show The Golden Girls, including facts and quotes.

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Fun facts, trivia, quotes and gossip from behind the scenes at the US version of The Office.

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More wonderful interviews with Australia's leading citizens, drawn from John Clarke and Bryan Dawe's weekly broadcasts on ABC TV's 7.30 Report.

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Does a poet's heart beat under Donald Trump's brash exterior This bestseller rearranges his quotes and tweets into hilarious poetry. It's a new word order and a perfect stocking filler.

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If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.

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This hilarious and adorable collection of cats highlights the quirky behaviors of your favorite furry friends.

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From tales of a narcoleptic biscuit lover, con artists with a twist, and the accidental death of a hamster; to consequences of accidental gluing, the imagined world of extreme shopping, and the delightfully surreal world of canine dating, these 15 boldly imaginative stories range across a multitude of genres and themes.

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In the same vein as his much-loved weekly column for the Guardian Magazine, this is a hilarious and incisive collection of essays from George Saunders.

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The Brick of Dad Jokes is the ultimate collection of puns, quips, and corny one-liners that is sure to get eyes rolling.

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Did you hear about the two radios that got married The reception was fantastic. This cheesy-but-grate book is jam-packed with unbearable puns that are so bad, they're good.

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A family-friendly, boredom-busting collection of heroes-and-villains themed 'Would You Rather' conundrums to keep you entertained any time, anywhere.

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A hilarious, fully illustrated book of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent the perfect gift for any cat lover. This book is here to teach you all the tricks you need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives, like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans.

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In 1987, John Clarke and Bryan Dawe began to broadcast on radio a series of weekly interviews in which prominent and newsworthy figures spoke openly about issues of the day. Their report has brought a welcome splash of colour to the week's events for over two decades. To celebrate this milestone, Text is publishing the best of these interviews.

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A hilarious, handy and affectionate guide to the mindset and values of this tribe of sensible, see-both-sides, middle-class blokes who drink alcohol-free IPA and eat pretend sausages at womens football matches.

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The second volume of the complete Peanuts comic strip.

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The complete correspnodence between Mr Curly of Curly Flat and the peripatetic Vasco Pyjama, two of Leung's best-loved characters. In wandering far and wide, Vasco is learning much about living with movement and the ever-changing shape of large and small things, while Mr Curly knows the value of 'doing-nothing and having a rest'.

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Bierce's dictionary, first published in 1906 as 'The Cynics Word Book', brought his biting black humour to bear on spoof definitions of everyday words. Over 100 years later, Bierces redefinitions still give us pause for thought making for a timely new edition of this irreverent and provocative satire.