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"Where the crew eats, sleep, wars, and parties: one crazy year working on cruise ships"--Cover.

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A compilation of excuses for various occasions that range from a student's "my dog ate my homework" to the motorist's "that was the speed limit, Officer"to "I thought it was the town population", and more.

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"[This book] isn't a parody--it's a real-life look at the really weird things people do to get their jollies. Taken from national newspapers, magazines, radio, and television, the stories [here] are all true and all really naughty"--Page 4 of cover.

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The best of fishing humor from America's most beloved sporting...

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The best of hunting humor from America's most beloved sporting...

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Explains skills that range from the mundane (how to sweep a carpet, how to lose at board games) to the outrageous (how to restore the apparently dead, how to read minds) to the random (how to be a guest in a country home). This work illustrates advice on good posture, penmanship, photosculpture, and the ethics and aesthetics of eating.

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Mind-melting surreal satire described by Alan Moore as "a new dimension of poetic genius."

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Whether resident or tourist, no-one is spared from the bloodlust of Scotland's most savage insect . . . The midge does not like sunlight and thrives in the wet, so the Scottish summertime brings perfect climatic conditions for this ruthless wee beastie.

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See how Whitman's beard stacks up against Wordsworth's in this classic edition of Poets Ranked by Beard Weight

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Neary describes his experiences working as Santa and the interactions with the clever children he encountered. Some of the many hilarious topics he discusses include: Why Santa never introduces new reindeer to his crew. How Santa can enter the home when it has no chimney. Whether Santa's sleigh has safety belts. How long Santa and Mrs. Claus have been married. And many others!

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The secrets to saving money in any economy, con, script, trick, and take at every...

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A compendium of observations, quotes, and realizations composed upon an internally illuminated, portable marquee.

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A sharp, funny, and engaging introduction to socialist ideas, movements, and solutions for a world in crisis.

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A sharp, funny, and engaging introduction to socialist ideas, movements, and solutions for a world in crisis.

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A wide-ranging collection of Boris-isms from the man who now leads our country as Prime Minister.

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In this landmark series, literary quotations legend Fred Metcalf builds on the success of his best-selling series of quotations books for Penguin to produce classic, far-ranging volumes of humorous quotes on just about every subject you will ever need. This amazing new series is a must-have for every book shelf.

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In this landmark series, literary quotations legend Fred Metcalf builds on the success of his best-selling series of quotations books for Penguin to produce classic, far-ranging volumes of humorous quotes on just about every subject you will ever need. This amazing new series is a must-have for every book shelf.

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Fred Metcalf builds on the success of his bestselling series of quotations books for Penguin to produce classic, far-ranging volumes of humorous quotes on just about every subject you will ever need.

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A comic book in words, episodic and eerie, The Haunted Hillbilly is a carnivalesque thrill ride that reads like a vintage 1950s issue of Tales from the Crypt.

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